Write a Limerick

Today I tried to write a limerick

but in the end I got sick

humor just doesn’t come to me

by the end of this hazard, you will see

her calf’s face she did lick

and she was called a dick.

Huh!?

Is she a Dick!? :O

Now, please don’t throw stones/pebbles/anything sharp over me… you know humor just doesn’t come to me…